January 2012
207 posts
I WAS JUST BULLSHITTIN ABOUT THE TICKETS, I JUST...
SO I GOT AN EXTRA TICKET TO THE DRAKE CONCERT, WHO...
IM GETTING THE CHETTAH PRINT SPERRYS, THEY ARE...
guy: i had sex ten times in one night!
guy: you legend *high-five*
girl: i had sex once
girl: oh my god would you calm down with your sexual acts you massive slut, why don't you just become a prostitute seeing as you already act like one, oh look there's a leaf do you want to sleep with that too you sexual predator of the night
